We're going to  the field today so I had to set my alarm and get up at 6. So when it went off, I jumped up and said to myself, "getting up suddenly early in the morning when you're still jet-lagged, that has got to be the worst feeling in the world.

Then I turned and slammed the top of my skull into the 5 foot 6 door frame to  my bathroom.
"No," I said to myself, "that has got to be the worst feeling in the world."